GOT BOOST?

Alright, I've finally decided (after about 3 years of having this domain)
that I'm going to get off my patootie and finally start making myself a webpage! :)
So please (as if you care :) bear with me while I slowly construct the modern architectural masterpiece
that will become my site... full of useless information, shocking (and sometimes disturbing) photographs
and various other bits of information that will otherwise ruin your life and make you wish you had never
laid eyes on the world wide web :)
Enjoy!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive.... please press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependant.... please ask someone to press 2

If you have multiple personalities.... press 3, 4, 5 and 6

If you are paranoid-delusional.... we know who you are and what you want
Just stay on the line while we trace the call

If youa re schizophrenic.... listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press

If you are manic-depressive... it doesn't matter which number you press, nobody will answer